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From the book 'The Pleasures and Sins Of Rebecca Dickens'

"- Oh my God, Johnny. You again.
- Do you know him, Becca? - mom was amazed! What a honor, uh?
- Yep. - I was fast and furious. Poor him! Okay.
- We met a few weeks ago, Mrs. Dickens.
- Oh, please, call me Margaret! - she was giving her best, not talking 'bro' and stuff like that.
- That's okay, Margaret. - that killing smile on his face made her listen birds. Tipical. Lovely. Dammit!
- You two make a wonderful couple! - Yeah, she can't be racional for long.
- We are not a couple, mom. - Two fast, two furious!
- She don't want me, that's the truth!
Johnny, always with his sense of humor! I could kill him right now! I mean, that was a joke, right? What woman in the world would not want a Johnny Meyer? Oh, yes, sure. Rebecca Dickens, obsessed with arrogant-kinda cute-daddy-musicians.
- Well, at least you won every woman in my family now.
- Every, but not the one I want.
Oh dear! That one catched me! No Alan Jones with his formed family can fight with it! I was almost falling for Johnny, the model, the good guy, the... Wait a minute. Johnny, the one who called me bitch few days ago. Okay, mom, let's go home!
- No, sweet, let's stay a little... This conversation is so interesting! - she sounded the most pretencious person in UK.
- I can stay here with you, I'm on my time off. - Johnny said.
- Great! - Mom made herself confortable on the chair. No, we're not staying here!
- I'm not staying here, Troy let's go!
For the first time after Johnny's appearence, I saw Troy behind me, laughing all the time, for sure.
- I wanna stay, Rebecca. You come get me later.
- No, mom! Now, okay?
Johnny was quiet. He knew something was happening. Okay, who wouldn't? I was almost spitting fire on the table! The fact Johnny be nice and lovely all the time made me so angry with him! Why he was acting like a boy who wants to date a girl on high school? Winning the sisters, Brothers and moms first! Being rude with me, then apologizing! Was like he just wanted to kiss me after the prom! Asshole!
Mom said goodbye to him and I was supposed to do the same. But of course, I didn't. I barely shake my hand and made a fake smile, then I was gone. Looking back at the door, I saw him with a strange face. He was crying? Oh, no. He's an actor. Oh, wait. It's not a tear! He seemed worried and sad. Wad I too bad with him? Well, I guess it's too late. Mom is mad at me and a mile away!"

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